Attacked...

[rebbonk]

A Sloth is ambling through the jungle. Suddenly, he's set upon by a gang of snails. The snails beat the sh*t out of the sloth. Eventually, the sloth regains consciousness and makes for the nearest police station.

Several hours later, he arrives and tells the copper he needs to report an assault. The policeman says: "Can you describe your assailants?" to which the sloth replies: "Well officer, it all happened so fast..."

[dutchman]