Pulled by the Fuzz

[rebbonk]

A cop stops a little old lady driving a Mini.

He jokingly asks, "Any weapons in the car?"

"Yes," she replies, " a .38 in the glove box, a 9mm on my ankle, a .45 on my hip and a pump action on the back seat."

"Bloody hell," says the cop. "What are you frightened of?"

"Nothing," she replied.

[dutchman]