Garden of eden...

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Garden of eden...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 27, 2026 11:03 am

God shows Adam and Eve the Garden of Eden and explains that it is their paradise.

Both of them are stunned by its beauty.

'Wait,' says Adam, 'who is that wrinkly old s*d over there?'

'Oh, don't worry about him,' replied God, 'he's been here longer than me. That's
Spoiler:
Keith Richards.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Garden of eden...

Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 28, 2026 4:46 am

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