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Love child

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:33 am

It was reported last night that Beyonce Knowles is, in fact, the love child of the late great presenter of 'Record Breakers', Roy Castle.

A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery,
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but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Love child

Postby dutchman » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:48 pm

Took me a while to get that one:

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