Former job turned good!

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Former job turned good!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 10, 2026 12:12 pm

I used to work for a security company, and one of my jobs was to drive Mick Jagger and Keith Richards around for a month.

Anyway, one day they both decided they were going to get some drugs in Paris, I couldn't find them again, and I got sacked as soon as I got back.

Anyway, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise as I was offered a job writing for a slimming publication because every woman wanted to know...

Spoiler:
...how to lose two stones in a month.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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