Watching the world go by...

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Watching the world go by...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 24, 2026 1:13 pm

Two old men are sitting on a bench.

A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf.

One of the men says, "See, that's what I will do when I win the lottery."

"What?" asks the other one, confused.

Spoiler:
"I will send my grass away for cutting!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Watching the world go by...

Postby dutchman » Sat Jan 24, 2026 8:46 pm

:lol:
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