Old lamp...

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Old lamp...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 14, 2026 12:10 pm

I found an old lamp whilst I was out walking yesterday.

When I gave it a rub a big genie popped out and granted me three wishes.

For my first wish I asked the genie to make Keir Starmer the worst Prime Minister in British History.

The genie told me
Spoiler:
I still had three wishes left.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old lamp...

Postby dutchman » Thu Jan 15, 2026 12:26 am

:lol:
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