Come and get it (bit naughty)

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Come and get it (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 21, 2025 12:05 pm

After a long day of delivering presents, Santa goes home to Mrs Claus.

He drops his trousers and underwear and says, "Come and get it!"

Mrs Claus sighs and says, "Can you take it back tomorrow and
Spoiler:
exchange it for a bigger size?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Come and get it (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Sun Dec 21, 2025 6:43 pm

:lol:
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