Ashamed!

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Ashamed!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 15, 2025 12:06 pm

A beautiful blonde woman visits the doctor, looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, wearing Gucci heels, a Versace dress, and a designer purse.

The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind, but I'm ashamed to tell you where."

"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."

"Okay," says the woman.
Spoiler:
"It was at Tesco".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ashamed!

Postby dutchman » Sat Nov 15, 2025 11:31 pm

:lol:
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