Paddy's neighbour moves away

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Paddy's neighbour moves away

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:43 am

Paddy goes to a Carpenter and asks if he can make him a box 2 foot wide and 50 foot long

The Carpenter agrees and asks why such an unusual length

Paddy replies "my neighbour moved away
Spoiler:
and forgot his garden hose and wants me to post it to him".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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