Banned for life

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Banned for life

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:04 am

A passenger on board an easyJet flight who started shouting that he was carrying a bomb has been banned for life from flying with the airline.

An easyJet spokesman said, 'This passenger
Spoiler:
failed to pay the £74 surcharge for bringing a bomb on board.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Banned for life

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:09 pm

:lol:
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