Old girlfriend

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Old girlfriend

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 08, 2025 3:56 pm

I met my old girlfriend at the pub tonight.

I'm going to dump her because all my mates are
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calling me Wayne Rooney.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old girlfriend

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 08, 2025 7:16 pm

:lol:
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