It's raining...

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It's raining...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 27, 2025 10:07 am

My wife phoned me and said, "Where are you? It's peeing down and I forgot my key."

"I'm in bed, sorry."

She screamed, "Are you joking? I want you to get out of bed, walk down the stairs and open the door, NOW!"

"What would be the point in that?
Spoiler:
Your sister lives 20 minutes away!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: It's raining...

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 27, 2025 1:56 pm

:lol:
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