Tortoise accident

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Tortoise accident

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:32 am

Two tortoises collide at a junction.

A tortoise policeman arrives to sort it out.

The only witness is a snail.

When the tortoise policeman asked the snail what happened, it replied
Spoiler:
"I don't know, it all happened that quick".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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