Silly, but it tickled me

[rebbonk]

WARNING!
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin.
A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,
tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
Police say Rocky was last seen just after Eight in Maryland with a ginger nut as a accomplice only known to the police as Rich T.
They didn't leave a crumb of evidence,
so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!