Maybe a bit close to the truth?

I phoned the police to report that my car had been vandalised. They stated, they were sorry but all their officers were too busy to attend for at least a week.

So I quickly went to plan B and told them I was planning on preaching verses from the Bible on my P.A. system so my Muslim neighbours could hear the words of Jesus.

Five minutes later 7 Police cars, 2 riot vans and 1 SWAT team came thundering down the road.

Too busy my ar$e !