Starmer helps...

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Starmer helps...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 27, 2025 11:59 am

Keir Starmer saw a little old lady struggling with two bags of shopping.

"Here, let me you help with those," he said.

Spoiler:
So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Starmer helps...

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 28, 2025 12:52 am

:lol:
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