Guy says, "I think she's nice."
Guys mate, "Well nip over and give her the patter."
Guy, "The patter?"
Guys mate, "Aye the patter."
Guy,. "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"
Guys Mate, "Jeez it's easy. All you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello".
Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"
Then she will say "Yes it is"
Then you say " but not half as nice as you!"
Then she will say "Oh thank you"
Then the patter will just flow"
Guys Mate, "Look there she coming back out, go and give it a go."
So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head He walks up and says, "Hello."
She says, "Hello."
He says, "It's a nice day isn't it?"
She says, "Yes it is."
He says, "But not half as nice as you."
She says, "Oh thank you."
A few seconds of uneasy silence............................
Then he says................................... ....
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