A politician visits...

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A politician visits...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 12, 2025 12:22 pm

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, "OK... I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"

Spoiler:
"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village whatsoever."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A politician visits...

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 13, 2025 1:32 am

:lol:
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