Mars... (Bit naughty)

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Mars... (Bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 02, 2025 12:43 pm

Mars Foods U.K. ltd today announced a surprising 25% rise in the sale of Mars Bars over the last few days.

A spokesman for the company admitted they had no idea why their main product was in such demand.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mars... (Bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:20 am

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