Mouse

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Mouse

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:06 am

An elderly couple had a room in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts.

They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one evening before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.

During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.

On returning to bed his wife asked, "Well did we catch him by the apples?"

The old gentleman replied,
Spoiler:
"Nope, try again."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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