I'm alright, Jack

[rebbonk]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £4,000.

Right now, I am so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.

Spoiler:

Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.

[dutchman]