Pizza and toast

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Pizza and toast

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:16 am

A man goes to his doctor. He is diagnosed with something rather nasty and is told he has to be put in quarantine and fed only pizza and toast.

The man asks if pizza and toast will make him better...

The doctor says, "I have no idea
Spoiler:
but It's the only thing we can slide under the door to feed you"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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