Staff of life

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Staff of life

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:23 am

A man was walking down the street with one hand in his trouser pocket, carrying a bible in the other ........

A Vicar walked towards him and said "Ah! splendid my son, I see you have got the staff of life in one hand, what have you got in the other?"

The man replied
Spoiler:
"Err, a bible Vicar"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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