Swans...

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Swans...

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 11, 2024 12:09 pm

A swan can break a man's arm with the power in his wings.

However, a man can beat a swan senseless with a brick, kill its mate with an axe, smash all of its eggs and burn its nest.

Spoiler:
So they don't usually start anything.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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