Manchester parachutist

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Manchester parachutist

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:32 am

Man jumps out of a plane above Salford and his parachute doesn't open.

Then he sees a bloke coming up towards him, as they pass he says 'Do you know anything about parachutes?'

Spoiler:
'No, do you know anything about gas cookers?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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