Quasimodo

Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo were talking.

Tom said, I bet I'm the smallest person in the world. Cinderella said. I bet I'm the prettiest and Quazi said and I bet I'm the most ugly in the world.

...So Tom said,"Llets visit the world records and find out."

First Tom came out. "Yep I'm the smallest."

Then cinderella came out. "Yep i'm the prettiest."

Then Quazi came out and said

Spoiler:

"Who the hell is Wayne Rooney?"