Back to my place

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Back to my place

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:16 am

Picked a woman up in a club the other night and after a few drinks at mine we went up to the bedroom.

As we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed.

"I hope that's not that fat :censored: from last week."

"What on earth was that?" asks the woman.

Spoiler:
"It's just the memory foam mattress!" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72083
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

  • Ads