Bar room chat (bit naughty)

[rebbonk]

A sadist, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a kleptomaniac and, a zoophile walk into a bar.

The kleptomaniac says, "Let's go steal a cat!"

The zoophile says, "Let's go steal a cat and it!"

The sadist says, "Let's go steal a cat, it and torture it!"

The pyromaniac says, "Let's go steal a cat, it, torture it and set it on fire!"

The masochist then says,

Spoiler:

"meow".