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Halloween

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 31, 2023 12:29 pm

Last Halloween I shouted to my wife, "Honey, there's a witch at the door, what shall I do?"

She replied, "Just give her some sweets and tell her to go away."

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My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Halloween

Postby dutchman » Tue Oct 31, 2023 4:23 pm

:lol:
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