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Bar

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 27, 2023 10:27 am

I went to a posh bar last night.

Halfway through the evening, I said to the barmaid, "My two mates are meeting me in here shortly, are they allowed in wearing jeans?"

"It depends," she replied, "Are they ripped?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
they're fat b*st*rds."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bar

Postby dutchman » Sat Oct 28, 2023 2:35 am

:lol:
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