Oyster card

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Oyster card

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:19 pm

I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster Cards.

The cashier said, "For the bus?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
it's my oyster's birthday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Oyster card

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 18, 2023 12:09 am

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