Nine

[rebbonk]

I was meeting a friend at a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine." I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling rather pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a pretty girl had just rated me as 9 out of 10 as I waked past.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said,

Spoiler:

"but when I walked in those two were speaking German."