Chatting her up

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Chatting her up

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 31, 2023 11:35 am

I was chatting up this blonde bird in the pub earlier.

It was going pretty well until she took a card out of her handbag. She said, "My Primary 2 class made me this birthday card. Isn't it just adorable?"

I replied, "Bl**dy hell,
Spoiler:
how many times have you been held back?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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