Our sexual relations

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Our sexual relations

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:25 am

The wife said she wouldn't sh*g me if she was drunker than Oliver Reed at Dean Martin's wedding.

I've been slipping vodkas in her juice drinks all day and, well,
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Re: Our sexual relations

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 15, 2023 2:23 am

:lol:
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