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Eating out

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 08, 2023 10:27 am

As I was sat in the Chinese restaurant last night, the wife said to me, "What made you decide to go with the duck?"

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"He's better company," I replied, putting the phone down.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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