Winnings...

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Winnings...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:16 am

In Ladbrokes, collecting my winnings, when the manager pulled me to one side and said 'You get a lot more winners than anyone else, how do you do it'?.

I said: Every day, I write the letters of the alphabet on a piece of paper. Then using a kids' bingo game, I pull out a number to randomly assign to each letter. Then, I go through the racecard and add up the numerical value of the letters in each horse's name, divide the total in each name by the number of letters in each name and if there's a horse whose name is on its own as the 3rd highest number, I back that because 3 is my lucky number.

He said ' :censored: me. What made you think of that?'

I replied
Spoiler:
'When I was collecting my winnings, some :censored: who works for Ladbrokes, asked me to tell him my system'.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Winnings...

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:58 pm

:lol:
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