Today's special

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Today's special

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 26, 2023 11:04 am

A bloke goes into a cafe near the Arctic Circle and asks the waiter what's on the menu.

The waiter says, "We have whale meat, whale meat and whale meat. And today's special is the Vera Lynn."

"What's that?" asks the bloke.

Spoiler:
"Whale meat again," says the waiter.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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