Bird flu

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Bird flu

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:33 pm

1 in 20 people could die from bird flu, according to projections by Professor Neil Ferguson.

We can, however, get that figure down to zero with immediate effect, just by taking one decisive action.

Spoiler:
Ignoring Professor Ferguson.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bird flu

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 31, 2023 3:16 pm

:applause:
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