Healthy?

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Healthy?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:30 pm

I asked my doctor if I'm healthy and she answered "I don't know. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I told her I don't believe in astrology.

"Neither do I.
Spoiler:
My thermometer just broke."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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