Wedding night confession

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I have to confess my darling before I met you I used to be a hooker."

He says, "That's all right my dear, your past is your past, but I must admit that I do find it quite erotic, tell me about it."

She replies," Well,

Spoiler:

before the op' my name was Nigel, and I played for the British and Irish Lions."