Why?

I was in my usual place sitting at the table, reading my paper after breakfast.

I came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

Turning to my wife with a look of superiority, I said, "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

The wife replied,

Spoiler:

"Why thank you, dear!"