A few Q & As

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A.

Spoiler:

A navel.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A.

Spoiler:

Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A.

Spoiler:

Love doesn't last forever.

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A.

Spoiler:

ET phoned home.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A.

Spoiler:

When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.