100 ways to please your man

[rebbonk]

My wife was sitting on the sofa reading a book called '100 ways to please your man.'

I said, "Don't bother reading that nonsense. You only need to do 2 things for me and I'll be the happiest man ever."

She smiled and said, "What’s that then?"

I said,

Spoiler:

"Pack your bags and s*d off!"