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Cigarette lighter

Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:09 am

A guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter.

I said, "Sure, give me your packet."

He handed over his packet and I took a cigarette out. I said, "There you go."

"What the heck is that?" he said bemused.

I replied,
Spoiler:
"It's a cigarette lighter."
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