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Sex machine!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:59 am

My missus called me a sex machine last night.

Well, her actual words were
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"You're a :censored: tool" but I knew what she meant!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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