My last date

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My last date

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:44 pm

I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.

I said, "I work with animals every day."

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"

Spoiler:
We never went on a second date!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My last date

Postby dutchman » Sat Oct 08, 2022 3:47 am

:lol:
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