I had my driving test yesterday. I started off by pulling out into traffic without looking before proceeding to cut up two cyclists, run a red light, clip the wing mirrors of a parked car and failed to thank any other road users who gave way to me before finally jolting to a halt back outside the test centre.
Nervously, I turned to face my examiner as he finished marking the paper.
"That was the worst, most inconsiderate piece of driving I have ever witnessed Mr Piste", he said as he looked up at me,