God is everywhere!

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God is everywhere!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:57 am

''Today children we will be learning about God''

''Its a known fact that god is everywhere.'' .....says the teacher

''Is he :censored: '' .....says johnny

''Hold your tongue Jonathon'', you swear again and you're in big trouble'' says the teacher

"Miss! Miss! Miss!" ...says johnny

''Yes Jonathon'' ....says the teacher

''Is God in this classroom'' ....asks johnny

''Yes Johnathon, God is everywhere'' ....says the teacher

''Is God down the hight-street?'' ...asks johnny

''YES JOHN ...GOD IS DOWN THE HIGH-STREET'' ....shouts the teacher

'Well is he in my uncle Tam's shed?'' .....asks Johnny

''JONATHON FOR THE LAST TIME ...YES HE'S IN YOUR UNCLE TAM'S SHED!''
Spoiler:
''Yer telling lies Miss, cos me uncle Tam hasn't got a shed!''
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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