Chippy supper

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Chippy supper

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:32 pm

I've just left the chip shop, loaded with four pies, large chips, cod and a jumbo saveloy.

A homeless man sat outside and said to me, "I've not eaten for two days."

I replied,
Spoiler:
"I wish I had your willpower."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 70508
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

  • Ads
cron